Sunday, September 24, 2006


With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don't need to surf the web. You can walk on it.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006


For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only.


For your dekstop, Ubuntu Christian Edition has only one theme. Love.
(tnx to Ivano)

Friday, September 15, 2006


In Ubuntu Christian Edition Novell's e-mail program has been renamed "Creation".
(tnx to someone)

Thursday, September 14, 2006


Ubuntu Christian Edition uses Enlightenment for its windowmanager/desktop.
(tnx to revdjenk)


Dual boot is not possible in Ubuntu Christian edition. "Thou shalt have no other operating systems before Me...".
(tnx to someone)


In Ubuntu Christian Edition, there can be only root and 12 more users, one of which will help crackers to acces the system.
(tnx to Goyira)


Ubuntu Christian Edition was made in only seven days.
(tnx to Snuden78)

Wednesday, September 13, 2006


In order to work properly, Ubuntu Christian Edition needs to be activated online with a procedure called Baptism.
(tnx to Gianpy)


In Ubuntu Christian Edition to find the meaning of a function you'll have to digit BIBLE (name of the function) instead of man (name of the function).
(tnx to Gianpy)


In Ubuntu Christian Edition, a special BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) has been reintroduced, which looks like a long shining tunnel (LSTSOD: long shining tunneled screen of death).
(tnx to ethernode)


In Ubuntu Christian Edition, multiplication problems can only be done using the FORTH programming language, as in "Go forth and multiply".
(tnx to someone)


Ubuntu Christian Edition has only 10 commands.
(tnx to someone)


Ubuntu Christian Edition has the confess command that deletes your logs and caches
(tnx to Scornn)


Boy: "Hi, I'm a Mac"
Man: "And I'm a PC"
Boy: "I got everything out-of-the-box, blog, podcast, fun stuff.."
Man: "I have Ubuntu Christian Edition"
Boy: "Oh..Touché"


Life cycle of a Linux User:
  • newbie -> Ubuntu
  • elite linux admin -> Debian
  • elite linux admin after months of config files editing -> Ubuntu Christian Edition


To install wine in Ubuntu Christian Edition, you simply enter apt-get install water.
(tnx to John)


The hand cursor in Ubuntu Christian Edition's browsers has stigmata.
(tnx to Ivano)


In Ubuntu Christian Edition you never get the system nailed down. It would be blaspheme.
(tnx to Ivano)

Saturday, September 09, 2006


After some idle time, Ubuntu Christian Edition starts praying to save the screen.
(tnx to Ivano)

Thursday, September 07, 2006


Ubuntu Christian Edition's wine can run Oblivion without any performance loss. After all, it can do miracles.


The first program written in Ubuntu Christian Edition did not print "Hello World". It printed "Let there be light". And there was light.
(tnx to Ivano)


Ubuntu Christian Edition is the only operating system that can run on a trinitary system architecture.
(tnx to Ivano and Concetta's Lover)

Monday, September 04, 2006


If you uninstall Ubuntu Christian Edition, it will automatically re-install after three days.
(tnx to Kirsey)


Ubuntu Christian Edition's Nautilus file browser has been replaced by Noah's ark file browser. It features an embedded backup function, limited to 40 days.


In Ubuntu Christian Edition Mr. Potatoe is already dressed. Nudity is obscene.
(tnx to Ivano)

Sunday, September 03, 2006


In Ubuntu Christian Edition the default location for saved files is /heaven.
(tnx to Rev. Dan, modified)


Ubuntu Christian Edition's Open Office logo is a white dove.


In Ubuntu Christian Edition, EOF is replaced by AMEN.
(tnx to Ivano)

Saturday, September 02, 2006


Ubuntu Christian Edition's chmod doesn't allow 666 permission to be set.
(tnx to Jonas)


Ubuntu Christian Edition won't run on Apple computers. He said not to touch them.
(tnx to Erlkoenig)

Friday, September 01, 2006


In Ubuntu Christian Edition process priority has no meaning: all processes are the same at the eye of God.